My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
she peed on how many people?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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