found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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