youre lurking in front of me
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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