So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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