I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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