I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize