would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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