Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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