Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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