Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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