Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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