For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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