i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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