i permit you to call me
I think my fart just growled at me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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