DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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