if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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