wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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