Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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