guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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