Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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