She's JV to your varsity
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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