I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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