Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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