What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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