just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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