Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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