check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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