Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i came on her dog
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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