oh god the rape fog is back!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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