im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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