Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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