i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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