Sponge bath it is.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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