So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My life is pants optional.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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