You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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