hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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