Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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