yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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