And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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