Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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