I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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