its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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