Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Enjoy the penises
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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