Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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