I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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