Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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