You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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