Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
and you fell through a lawn chair
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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