i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
foreskin is a definite game changer
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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