are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
