As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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