You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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