every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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