So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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