Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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