Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
how can u be prego again
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
