Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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