Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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