yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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